Title: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Author: Edna
E-mail: ednalyn99@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the X-Men characters.
I'm just borrowing them for some non-profit fun.
Author's notes: Because I was bored and couldn't sleep, my mind made me do this.  That, and probably because I've watched the X-men too many times. hehe. Anyway, here are the X-Men's answer to that mind-boggling question. This was inspired by those famous Chicken e-mails.  If you think this one sucked, let me know. My apologies to Karen and Leah.  They were my first victims with this absurdity. :)

Magneto:

Because there is no land of tolerance from where he was, therefore, he had to cross the road.
 

Logan:

Hell, he had to run away. He couldn't deal with his feelings for this cute chick who was too good for him.
 

Charles:

The chicken was looking for hope.
 

Jean:

Plot bunnies chased him from his little corner, calling him slut and evil bitch
 

Scott:

'Coz his girlfriend went screwing behind his back with some hairy and studly cock named Brewster!
 

Storm:

He's all right. He's just upset.
 

Mystique:

Because there were people who made him afraid to go to school. He skipped class instead.
 

Toad:

To avoid hearing lame lines spewed out by his co-star....oops...I mean...errrr...never mind.
 

Rogue:

The first chicken who crossed that road, ended up in a coma, for three weeks.
 

Bobby:

I dunno.  I told him I'd meet him for lunch.
 

Sabretooth:

Somebody owed him a scream.
 

Senator Kelly:

A chicken who can cross the road? What is to stop him from walking into a bank vault? Or even the White House? Or your house? And there are even rumors, of chickens so powerful, they can take away our God-given free-will to choose the other white-meat, pork.
Ladies and Gentlemen, America deserves the right to choose whether they want to cross  the road with that chicken. The chicken is real, and he is among us. We must know, what he is, and above all, we must know, what he can do.