Then there’s this annoying guy with these strange eyes.  He always looks so smug.  What the hell for?  He can’t even see for cryin’ out loud!  And he always talks to this really hairy guy that I see a lot, so I think he’s important.  The eye man is annoying though.  Soon as I’m able too, I’ll knock those stupid things off his head.  See if he leans over me again.

Oh there’s this other one that is just real good, and gentle with me all the time.  She has kind of weird looking hair, but I like her so I’ll keep her around.  Only thing that annoys me is she makes me wear these stupid little torture things.  They’re all pink, and I’m sure they’re some kind of evil thing.  Doesn’t she understand that we’re not supposed to wear clothes?

If we were, I woulda had them where I stayed before.

Let’s see who else.  Oh there’s this one thing, cause I don’t really know what it is cause it’s all yellow all the time.  The rest of the giants change color, but the one in yellow is always the same. And she’s loud too. Got mad when I screamed in here ear once, that’s what she sounds like though.

Anyway back to the leaving thing.  I thought that at least some of them were good, like the weird haired one and the furry guy, but not after today.

First off the weird one put some stupid thing on me that was like 80 times as long as me, then the took me to some holier than thou place.  It was annoying, and this scary guy dressed in, well a dress tried to drown me!  I thought the hairy guy would try to stop him, but he didn’t and the strange one just told me to shhhh.   You ‘shhhh’ when someone is trying to drown you.

All those other people were around too, and they just sat there and laughed.  I guess they think it’s funny when someone is drowning. Stupid things, I’ll get ‘em all.

And then as soon as I learn how to walk, I’m outta here.  I mean it. Least out there aren’t attempted drownings and stupid pink dresses.