(The Bedroom scene, take 1)

Logan is tossing and turning in his bed, when Rogue strolls over to investigate.

Rogue: Logan,  Logan.  Wake up!

Logan: hmmphh...

Rogue: (shaking him)  Logan, wake up.

Logan: (half asleep) Do you know what happened to the last person who woke me from a nightmare?

Rogue: Uh, no?

Logan suddenly wakes. AHhhhhhHH!, *snikt*  and three claws are buried in her chest. His vision clears and he looks at the girl impaled on his claws.

Logan: The same thing that just happened.  Damn, history really does repeat itself eh?  He retracts his claws and rolls over. A dead Rogue falls to the ground.

Moral of the story:  Don't friggin' wake a man having a nightmare when he has  metal claws and hair-trigger reflexes.

(Bedroom scene two)

Logan, (again) is having a nightmare.  Rogue comes in to investigate.

Logan:  (sleepily) No, no, tinky go away!

Rogue: Logan?
 
Logan: hmmmphh, tubbies.... bad...no...

Rogue: Logan, wake up.

Rogue backs away from the bed and opens her mouth "LOGAN!"

Logan bolts upright.  "Marie, why are you yelling at me?"

Rogue: Well you were having a nightmare and I needed to wake you up.  I figured this is just a little safer than leaning over you and trying to get ya up.

Logan:  Yeah, good call.  You know Bryan, I mean Marie, leaning over a guy with metal claws who is having a nightmare is a pretty stupid idea.  I'm so glad you're intelligent.  Smart women get me pretty hot, wanna wrassle?

Rogue:  I would Logan, I would.  But there's just one problem.

Logan: What's that?

Rogue:  I never learned to read!

Logan:  Uh, what does that have to do with wrasselin'?

Rogue:  Nothing, I just had to tell somebody!

Logan:  Um okay.  I guess it's pretty convenient that you're at a school now huh?

Rogue:  Oh yeah!  I didn't think of that!  She turns to leave the room humming "always look on the bright side of life!"